"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."
on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
I found this.
And I love it.
I love it so very, very much.
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
It is a Truth Universally Acknowledged
Blowing off steam at some point had turned into simply being with each other in their off moments. He wasn’t sure when it had transformed from stolen kisses and drinking games, but he liked the change. He liked sitting in her cabin, both of them just silent. Some nights they talked, some nights they drank, some nights they just worked. Some of those nights came with bonus tussles between the sheets, but tonight was special. Shepard had come down to the Main Battery this morning with coffee for the both of them (dextro and levo) and boldly stated that she wanted to show him her biggest “not really-a-secret secret guilty pleasure” as she excitedly stated. He had to admit, he was curious. Now, snuggled together on the couch, underneath a blanket together, they simply watched old earth vids that to Garrus, seemed rather stuffy and pompous.
IM GOING TO CRY
Fanboy Challenge → [2/5] heartbreaking scenes -- Mordin's Datapad,